Terrible Watch Pickup Lines
This is what happens when you get tipsy in the Breitling boutique with the boys, have too much time on your hands, and most importantly are a degenerate. Enjoy, and please add your own below.
“I see this watch has a date function… what about you?”
“Are you a piece unique? Cuz I think you’re one of a kind.”
“Are you a Tourbillon? Cuz you’ve got me spinning.”
“Are you from Glashutte? Cuz I’ll love you Lange time.”
“I dig your case thickness.”
“You can pull my crown all the way out if I can screw yours down.”
“If I could describe you in terms of horology, it would be Haute.”
“So are you an automatic, or do you like getting wound up by hand?”
“I have radium hands… you feelin dangerous?”
“You’re beautiful, but I’d love to see you in an openworked format.”
“Just so you know, I normally only have a 10-minute power reserve, but for you I can probably do 15.”
“How much can you store in your twin barrels?”
“Mind if I take a gander at your exhibition caseback?”
“Would you be willing to give me a hand with some overdue servicing and lubrication?”
“I hope you’re at least 100 meters water resistant, cuz you’re about to get drenched.”
“I’d say you’re the perfect size for my 40 millimeters. 42 on a good day.”
“I’d like to Grande Tapisserie all over your dial.”
“Are you a Hi-Beat? Cuz I’ll give you 36,000 vibrations an hour.”
“Would you mind engraving my balance cock?”
“What’s your return policy?”
I’m a one-watch collector interested in rising through the ranks of less and less attainable acquisitions! Always trying to learn more about this wonderful and fulfilling hobby.
Stay classy San Diego 😂
I'm cringing super hard while laughing lol
😂🤣Some of these are really hilarious!
"Damn girl, have you got a Super-LumiNova on? Cause you definitely light up my life"
"Damn girl, have you got a Super-LumiNova on? Cause you definitely light up my life"
"Excuse me, but I prefer older men, like finely aged tritium, exquisite, unlike you"
"Excuse me, but I prefer older men, like finely aged tritium, exquisite, unlike you"
If thats an answer, you know its love at the first sight. So task failed successfully, I guess xD
"Are you a G-Shock? Cause I wouldn't be afraid to smash you hard daily"
Face palm
These are hilarious! I'm definitely going to steal some of them.
I wonder what the correlation is between watch enthusiasm, and virginity..
Ok, I’ll take a shot: “There’s something strange going on here, you’re God Tier, and Hublot my mind.”
Your eyes shine like BGW9
lol, cringing and laughing do go together 😂
A few more:
“Ok, I don’t wanna brag - but I DO have quite a strap monster”
“My secret? Small hand adjustments.”
“They don’t call me speedmaster for nothing, lass”
“Is double-wristing something you would like to learn more about?”
I’m so light and comfortable you won’t notice me.
You’re like the Rolex AD - hard to get with, picky with who you’ll serve and leaves us wanting more
I was in a Watchers of Switzerland with a gay best friend of mine, wearing two watches and I was like oh man I love double wristing. I do it every day….. 🤪😅🤣🤣 three gay guys in the room go “what?…double fisting? NO NO NO NO
Lol lol 😂 lol 😝
Walks up and starts singing this classic from the band Chicago: (cue finger snapping)
"Does anybody really know what time it is, (Care)
Does anybody really care, (About time)
If so I can't imagine why (Oh no, no)
We've all got time enough to cry"
https://youtu.be/b5ewTCEFUeY
That first one is hilarious. 😆
'Can you take off your watch so I can try it on?'
Nice lugs, what time do they open?
Is that a Speedmaster in your back pocket? Cuz I'd like to make a moon landing...
(points to her pants)
What's the waitlist like to get in those?
Hope you're not Seikof me yet, cuz I'm about to show you my turtle...
I go by the old standby: "Do you have the time? Sure, do you have the energy (reserve)?"
I go by the old standby: "Do you have the time? Sure, do you have the energy (reserve)?"
Guy slides up to me, "Do you have the time"
No
"But your wearing a Rolex"
hiking swimming tennis or on a Norton (which may require a beater)
"Gosh you're thick, but just look at that movement!"