😬compliment in watch talk
Ouch everyone hope your all having a good day,I love my partner think she's beautiful head to toe,I love watches say no more,I compliment my partner all the time,she has freckles and a birth mark on her eye brow which I really like,I've just told her she's really beautiful and her birth mark and freckles look like PATINA....thinking I was complimenting her,she just applied for Dana whites power slap by slapping the taste out of my mouth,with no powder on her hand,she thought I was calling her OLD 🙄😬ill have to remember she's not a watch,but she does have hands and can tell me the time.
Hi everyone my names kieron love everything watches big seiko grand seiko fan,dry sense of humour and see life in my own way never mean to offend even if I'm being offensive
My wife is from Taiwan, expensively educated in a few great cities around the world, speaks better more grammatically correct English than I do but has never mastered idiomatic phrases, I was paying her compliment when I stole a line from a Cole Porter song: You’re The Top, that she was Mickey Mouse, alluding to a pair of Mickey watches gifted to us from a friend when we got hitched. Compared to a cartoon rodent on a watch was not working well as compliments go. After almost 40 years of marriage, I keep my watch opinions quiet.
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
My wife is from Taiwan, expensively educated in a few great cities around the world, speaks better more grammatically correct English than I do but has never mastered idiomatic phrases, I was paying her compliment when I stole a line from a Cole Porter song: You’re The Top, that she was Mickey Mouse, alluding to a pair of Mickey watches gifted to us from a friend when we got hitched. Compared to a cartoon rodent on a watch was not working well as compliments go. After almost 40 years of marriage, I keep my watch opinions quiet.
😂thank you for that my friend,I feel less alone in this world of inappropriate compliments 🙄🤣👌
No he died from the slap
Classic 😂👌
I Thought everyone liked patina 🙄
Yeah, good luck digging yourself out of that one. I'd start by buying her a Cartier Tank, WITHOUT any patina 😂
Yeah, good luck digging yourself out of that one. I'd start by buying her a Cartier Tank, WITHOUT any patina 😂
Might be able to squeeze another seiko,without the patina 🙄😂🤣
Might be able to squeeze another seiko,without the patina 🙄😂🤣
Something sparkly like a Seiko Cocktail time will do.
A slap from the "trouble n strife" is a right of passage, if youve not had one, you can't really call yourself married 🙄
😂thank you for that my friend,I feel less alone in this world of inappropriate compliments 🙄🤣👌
You are never alone, my friend! Have a better day than I am having! Haha.
So nice you appreciate her perfect imperfections. I hope she comes to understand that you find her truly beautiful. What a compliment. ❤
Everyone has a compliment until they get slapped in the face 😜 LOL!!!
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face 😂👌
Never Simp it’s unmanly 😜
Never Simp it’s unmanly 😜
No simping here my friend just jokes 😉🤣
Same this end :) married three times and I realised sucking up is a big no no unless there are gifts included 😂
Same this end :) married three times and I realised sucking up is a big no no unless there are gifts included 😂
I'm constantly joking most the time impulse,highly inappropriate most the time,so no time to dwell just keep it moving 😂I did say the patina comment,wasn't received well but I didn't get slapped,we just spoke about it at the time thought it would make a funny post,at my expense everyone's had a laugh 🤣my partner included.
At least you didn't say "faux patina"! No one likes faux patina lol 🤣
At least you didn't say "faux patina"! No one likes faux patina lol 🤣
In this conversation faux patina would be categorised as make up 🤔🙄🤣😂🤣😂
In this conversation faux patina would be categorised as make up 🤔🙄🤣😂🤣😂
Who knows?! But it would be badly taken I'm sure 🤣
Who knows?! But it would be badly taken I'm sure 🤣
Definitely,might try seiko nicknames for body compliments next time 😬😂🤣😂then I'd really get a slap 🤣
Definitely,might try seiko nicknames for body compliments next time 😬😂🤣😂then I'd really get a slap 🤣
Like "youre looking so SARB / presage today!" 🤪
Like "youre looking so SARB / presage today!" 🤪
Was thinking more you have a lovely shape just like a sumo 😬😂🤣or you look like a turtle today 😂🤣like that though my friend they could be genuine compliments 👌
Was thinking more you have a lovely shape just like a sumo 😬😂🤣or you look like a turtle today 😂🤣like that though my friend they could be genuine compliments 👌
Sumo and turtle get you kicked out for sure 🤣🤣
Sumo and turtle get you kicked out for sure 🤣🤣
Definitely lucky my partner understands my awful sense of humour and watch addiction or I'd have a fresh roll of bin bags at the ready 😂
Yeah, good luck digging yourself out of that one. I'd start by buying her a Cartier Tank, WITHOUT any patina 😂
“So now I’m as big as a tank?!”
“So now I’m as big as a tank?!”
As tough as one