What will YOU confess!?

Sunday seems an appropriate day for a confessional. A real opportunity to unburden myself with an unflattering admission.

Mine is a transgression of a norm so basic to our community that it reveals just how underwhelming I am despite all my online locker room bluster.

Perhaps I peeked at girthy others and didn't really want to know how mine measured up. I spent time twisting it to and fro while giving it a flex but not once did I give it over to the ruler or the tape.

I suppose as long as I didn't know for sure then I was free to invent any grandiose number and hadn't I gotten along just dandy all these years without really knowing?

Where It Fit Is Where I Put It seemed a fine strategy bordering on lazy genius.

But still there was that tugging desire to know myself better. Why in photos did it look unfamiliar, as if it belonged to another, an unimpressive other? Pale and hairy.

I'm hoping others also feel free to unburden themselves here. To review and reflect on those moments where one's prowess and expertise perhaps fell... a little short.

I'll go first to grease the way and make it easier for others. Here's the truth. An unflattering truth. Today was the FIRST time, yes the VERY first time that I ever measured my wrist!

There I feel better!

(BTW I've been one short of my 250 laughing emoji Comedian Badge for a week now.)

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And you're not gonna divulge the number? Lame.

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UnholiestJedi

And you're not gonna divulge the number? Lame.

It is literally marked with a red push pin in the photo!📍📍📍

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Whoohoo!! Thank You @UnholiestJedi for pushing me to the 250 mark!! The Comedian Badge is mine! So much for all those who said I'd never amount to anything. 7.2 inches baby!

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That’s a lot of…well I don’t have much to say. You’ve got a lot going on, and I wish you luck.

My wrist is 7.25 inches which seems to be average-ish. That’s funny because I always thought I had tiny wrists, but apparently not. Whatever.

As always, try watches on and wear what makes you happy.

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I have to confess…I’m a cheap ass when it comes to stuff for myself. My love of deals and value means I will never get a luxury watch. It is a problem. I’m trying to convince myself that a luxury watch CAN in fact, be great value.

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I'm a sick SOB, half way through reading I had to make sure I was still on WC and not some shaming page on PH 🧐

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FlatteryCamp

It is literally marked with a red push pin in the photo!📍📍📍

You gotta pull that thing tight! Giving yourself an extra half inch easy.

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thekris

That’s a lot of…well I don’t have much to say. You’ve got a lot going on, and I wish you luck.

My wrist is 7.25 inches which seems to be average-ish. That’s funny because I always thought I had tiny wrists, but apparently not. Whatever.

As always, try watches on and wear what makes you happy.

I think 75% of wrists are within 1/4 of an inch of 7.The global median for men is 6 and 3/4 or 7, depending on source.

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cornfedksboy

I think 75% of wrists are within 1/4 of an inch of 7.The global median for men is 6 and 3/4 or 7, depending on source.

It’s funny, I had no idea.

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I can’t believe it toook 9 paragraphs to say your average size. I’m 8 1/2” but who’s counting.

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FlatteryCamp

It is literally marked with a red push pin in the photo!📍📍📍

I'm sure @UnholiestJedi is a fast learner. Like most of us around here. You just need to explain very slowly!!

From what I see, you're(7"5/8th) above average(7"1/4) in terms of size. I'm quite sure no one has ever complained about it before. Let me remind those who aren't as well endowed. It is not how big it is but how it is used. If you feel you are lacking in that department, there may be solutions for you. The internet is a good place to start looking for options. Googling terms such as (not limited to) may be helpful:

- Enlargement

- Growth

- Increase in size

- Amplification

Congrats on making it to 250 🤣. I'm working my way up there too.

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FlatteryCamp

Whoohoo!! Thank You @UnholiestJedi for pushing me to the 250 mark!! The Comedian Badge is mine! So much for all those who said I'd never amount to anything. 7.2 inches baby!

I don't want to burst your bubble but from the way I see it... You're bigger than you think! That's 7.625 in my book! A very nice size😜

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whystopatone

I can’t believe it toook 9 paragraphs to say your average size. I’m 8 1/2” but who’s counting.

Nine paragraphs was apparently just me over compensating.

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It's not the size matters, it's how it's used.....🤔🫣🤙🏻🤘🏻👌🏻

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FlatteryCamp

It is literally marked with a red push pin in the photo!📍📍📍

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SimonB

I'm a sick SOB, half way through reading I had to make sure I was still on WC and not some shaming page on PH 🧐

Who says it can’t be both 😂

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cornfedksboy

You gotta pull that thing tight! Giving yourself an extra half inch easy.

Going juevos deep

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whystopatone

I can’t believe it toook 9 paragraphs to say your average size. I’m 8 1/2” but who’s counting.

Freakin Godzilla up in here sheesh.

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SpecKTator

Freakin Godzilla up in here sheesh.

Don’t get confused thats my circumstance not my length. Just sayin’

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whystopatone

Don’t get confused thats my circumstance not my length. Just sayin’

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SpecKTator

Who says it can’t be both 😂

Spoken like a fellow deviant 🤣

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I’m 6.9 inches but lately its 7-7.1 inches. It seems to grow and swell up the hotter it gets 😂

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I confess that I thought the huge emotional build up and confession was going to be more that a wrist check. 🤨

Was expecting something shocking and or horrifying.

Like ..that you dislike camping, and flattery 😬

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In other wrist size news - I’m now officially part of the all powerful secret society that is the…

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Fieldwalker

I confess that I thought the huge emotional build up and confession was going to be more that a wrist check. 🤨

Was expecting something shocking and or horrifying.

Like ..that you dislike camping, and flattery 😬

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In other wrist size news - I’m now officially part of the all powerful secret society that is the…

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Yup! Four years of collecting and never knew my wrist size until today. I get that not everyone has the same sense of humor, apologies if you're feeling some kind of way about my post.

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DH_NYC

I’m 6.9 inches but lately its 7-7.1 inches. It seems to grow and swell up the hotter it gets 😂

Happens when you get excited 🤣

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FlatteryCamp

Yup! Four years of collecting and never knew my wrist size until today. I get that not everyone has the same sense of humor, apologies if you're feeling some kind of way about my post.

I'm kidding around as well, so dropped a surprised Patrick Star on ya. I don't really have any watch related confessions I guess. Well... maybe? I confess that I should spend a lot less money on watches. 🤫

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Fieldwalker

I'm kidding around as well, so dropped a surprised Patrick Star on ya. I don't really have any watch related confessions I guess. Well... maybe? I confess that I should spend a lot less money on watches. 🤫

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That's another of my confessions as well!

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Alright, coming clean and just modified my wrist size to reflect 6.50 (from 6.75”)! While at it, changed my height on my DL to truthful 5’5” (from 6’7”)

Happy now, Jack??! 😂😝🤙❤️

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AlohaBrah21

Alright, coming clean and just modified my wrist size to reflect 6.50 (from 6.75”)! While at it, changed my height on my DL to truthful 5’5” (from 6’7”)

Happy now, Jack??! 😂😝🤙❤️

It's all coming out now!