JACKIE...

...is all accelerator and no brake. Jackie will often go out "for a pack of cigarettes" though Jackie really doesn't smoke. Jackie sometimes sleeps on the couch. Jackie has mastered English so Jackie knows that the proper definition for "just looking" is "box it up". Jackie will pretend to be scoping out a woman's ample derrier so that Jackie's wife won't see Jackie conducting another surreptitious wrist check. Jackie will interrupt a bank robbery to inquire what watch is peeking out from beneath the gunman's glove. Jackie will fly to another city, rent a hotel then boast about how much money Jackie saved on a watch. Jackie will enthusiastically engage with the most blatant douchebag if the topic is watches. Jackie will buy day old bread to augment Jackie's watch budget. Jackie has a secret place he hides new watches until Jackie can casually introduce them into the household.

Jackie is an enthusiast. Don't be like Jackie...

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I know a guy just like that!

BlacknSilver35

I know a guy just like that!

I'm glad we only know someone like that. It sounds like a miserable existence.

FlatteryCamp

I'm glad we only know someone like that. It sounds like a miserable existence.

I don't know he always seems like a happy sort. 馃槣

I appreciate anything I can show my wife that says " see , I could be worse".

725auto

I appreciate anything I can show my wife that says " see , I could be worse".

We can all use a wingman now and then!

725auto

I appreciate anything I can show my wife that says " see , I could be worse".

Same here, 鈥 Hey honey look at this guy, you think I鈥檓 bad?!鈥 It鈥檚 like a daily occurrence.