Now I’m one of the big boys — got myself a super smart watch!
I never thought the day would come…but hallelujah it has arrived. I got a fancy new smart watch!
My Mandalorian magician does all kinds of things! It tells time, calculates, schedules, records memos, takes pictures and videos, times up and down…and even counts steps. Maybe it will even bring me a jigger of bottom-shelf hooch from the wet bar?!
By God how Providence has shined upon me with this green and gold Grogu wonder. Oh how the modern stars of time have aligned in the heavens to point to my essence and charge the electro-innards of my ectoplasmic soul with its nucleotide-rich laser beams! Ohhh…the humanity!
Pretty cool little goofy smart watch I found at Walmart for 25 bucks don’t you think?
Time dictates my linear path to its bitter end. My watches keep me one step ahead of time…and one foot out of the grave.
The Force is strong with you!
This is the Way.
The future is now, old man.
There's going to be kids following you around now to see it work. We are all kids at heart
The future is now, old man.
Damn straight!
There's going to be kids following you around now to see it work. We are all kids at heart
Lordy yes!
This is the Way.
I no longer need my blast shield.