Major Announcement
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE MARCH 25, 2024
Miami, FL
It is with great sadness that TrollDeep, S.A. must postpone the release of the TrollDeep X Diddy collaboration planned for April 2024, TrollDeep Chairman and Grand Seneschal Jan Jensen announced today. TrollDeep had planned to launch the collaboration which has been said to speak to the foundations of modern watch design as well as being able to produce a frothy cappuccino. Jensen stated, “It was hard to watch those watches get loaded into the jet on their way to Antigua. I don’t know what made Diddy change our plans, but the big launch is a no go. He won’t return a call.” Jensen emphasized that the delay is temporary and not like the aborted R. Kelly collaboration in 2019.
Jensen predicted that eventually the project would “turn watches and steamed milk infused coffee drinks on their ear.” “This one will be tasty,” he said. “Eventually.”
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Jan Jensen, pre-2001.
Oh no! This sounds bad but then again I don't really understand what it's taking about!