The Spaghetti Scameti watch!(The“honest” review!)
Ever since I invested my hard-earned money on this priceless timepiece, my life has only changed for the best!
First off, I received a body part of the middle man with the Watch as proof that he was “cut out” of the picture. At first I was shocked and scared 😱, but then I thought to me self “It’s like I’m part of the action of putting a hit on someone” and my heart started to race. From there I was hooked on the rush. Moving forward, anyone who even looked at me wrong was in danger of my newfound masculinity! 💪🏾
Taking a look at the quality of the genuine Italian design. The unfinished raw material case back was excellent at scabbing the back of my wrist creating tough skin like a rhino. So now I have a harder exterior to match my new bad-ass attitude!😎
After a week of ownership the Watch stopped working altogether but it’s all good!! Customer service was prompt to back their product asap. All I had to do was pay $65.00 USD to ship the watch back and another $65 for the service call. They even got rid of all the scratches I got on it in the week of daily wear. It was like a brand new watch all together !💸 And to think this is a lifetime guarantee replacement system unlimited use!?! Suckers…😏
Vacation? No problem! Went on vacation with my newly serviced watch and I was held at gun point! 😬🔫“Give up the watch” he said to me. And just before I can unleash my rhino skin bad-ass newfound masculine energy on him, he looked down at the watch again with a shocked 😯 look on his face. He went into his wallet and gave me $100 laughing hysterically and ran off. Haha! Must have been a nervous laugh after seeing my animalistic energy and skin and knowing that he would have ended up like that middle man! ☠☠
Authorized dealer: walked into a Rolex AD flashing my new boss SS and I instantly hit it off with the sales rep. He had the biggest smile on his face after looking at my wrist and here I was nervous that I wasn’t going to be able to build a relationship. I asked him “So how about that list, bra?” He instantly nodded, took out his phone, and took a picture of me. 📸✌😉(Guess I’m also classified as a celebrity now too) and said “Yes ,of course, in fact I bumped you to the top of the list to start. Any day now 😉🙄.” I remember walking out of there thinking “Damn, I didn’t even have to give him my information! Fire 🔥 bro 😎”
Those are just the few of many positive examples of things that have already happened for me after purchasing this priceless gem. I can’t wait to see what happens next!!! Buy one today!
The Spaghetti Scameti watch!(The“honest” review!)
Yes
No
- Boost testosterone
- Literally Tough skin gained.
- Jump the AD line at Rolex
- Reverse card on muggers
- Didn’t get one sooner
Sharing my journey and started talking watches on my YouTube.
You already had me on "priceless timepiece"... I'm sold.
So, basically a 6.
“Honest”
You already had me on "priceless timepiece"... I'm sold.
“Honest”
So, basically a 6.
Yes, we are in fact the best people. I would add how the Stevie Nicks level of jangling in the bracelet helps to drown out the voices of the impoverished as I walk down the street. Oh and that chunk of flesh that came with the TimePiece tastes great with a little osetra caviar and crème fraiche.
I'm doing an only AI based review if I ever get one of these....🤏🏻🫣
Seems legit
Prefacing Dave Chappelle as Rick James, I wish I had more hands, so I can give the SS 4 thumbs up.
It's a shame you can't rate this one 20/5
I'm doing an only AI based review if I ever get one of these....🤏🏻🫣
Yes, we are in fact the best people. I would add how the Stevie Nicks level of jangling in the bracelet helps to drown out the voices of the impoverished as I walk down the street. Oh and that chunk of flesh that came with the TimePiece tastes great with a little osetra caviar and crème fraiche.
It's a shame you can't rate this one 20/5
Mr.S, thank you for this review . Well done! And I am happy that this ultimate macho watch has indeed changed your life.
My own experience with it was not so fortuitous however. My SpagScam arrived on time. The reasonably centered letters on the dial's logo looked nothing like the crooked ones I had been promised in its photos. The watch's caseback was reasonably smooth, completely depriving me of the Rhino Skin Experience. And the ticking wasn't even as loud as the average Timex Weekender.
When you can't even have faith that the lousy quality control you've been promised will be delivered, where do you go from there??
Seriously (or not) this is a great review, and I'm trying to pick out my favorite parts. It's difficult because the whole thing is good. I think it comes down to the mugger giving you money, or your description of the amazing SS Lifetime Guarantee.
Mr.S, thank you for this review . Well done! And I am happy that this ultimate macho watch has indeed changed your life.
My own experience with it was not so fortuitous however. My SpagScam arrived on time. The reasonably centered letters on the dial's logo looked nothing like the crooked ones I had been promised in its photos. The watch's caseback was reasonably smooth, completely depriving me of the Rhino Skin Experience. And the ticking wasn't even as loud as the average Timex Weekender.
When you can't even have faith that the lousy quality control you've been promised will be delivered, where do you go from there??
Seriously (or not) this is a great review, and I'm trying to pick out my favorite parts. It's difficult because the whole thing is good. I think it comes down to the mugger giving you money, or your description of the amazing SS Lifetime Guarantee.
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Perfecto 🍝⌚