Ever since I invested my hard-earned money on this priceless timepiece, my life has only changed for the best!
First off, I received a body part of the middle man with the Watch as proof that he was “cut out” of the picture. At first I was shocked and scared 😱, but then I thought to me self “It’s like I’m part of the action of putting a hit on someone” and my heart started to race. From there I was hooked on the rush. Moving forward, anyone who even looked at me wrong was in danger of my newfound masculinity! 💪🏾
Taking a look at the quality of the genuine Italian design. The unfinished raw material case back was excellent at scabbing the back of my wrist creating tough skin like a rhino. So now I have a harder exterior to match my new bad-ass attitude!😎
After a week of ownership the Watch stopped working altogether but it’s all good!! Customer service was prompt to back their product asap. All I had to do was pay $65.00 USD to ship the watch back and another $65 for the service call. They even got rid of all the scratches I got on it in the week of daily wear. It was like a brand new watch all together !💸 And to think this is a lifetime guarantee replacement system unlimited use!?! Suckers…😏
Vacation? No problem! Went on vacation with my newly serviced watch and I was held at gun point! 😬🔫“Give up the watch” he said to me. And just before I can unleash my rhino skin bad-ass newfound masculine energy on him, he looked down at the watch again with a shocked 😯 look on his face. He went into his wallet and gave me $100 laughing hysterically and ran off. Haha! Must have been a nervous laugh after seeing my animalistic energy and skin and knowing that he would have ended up like that middle man! ☠☠
Authorized dealer: walked into a Rolex AD flashing my new boss SS and I instantly hit it off with the sales rep. He had the biggest smile on his face after looking at my wrist and here I was nervous that I wasn’t going to be able to build a relationship. I asked him “So how about that list, bra?” He instantly nodded, took out his phone, and took a picture of me. 📸✌😉(Guess I’m also classified as a celebrity now too) and said “Yes ,of course, in fact I bumped you to the top of the list to start. Any day now 😉🙄.” I remember walking out of there thinking “Damn, I didn’t even have to give him my information! Fire 🔥 bro 😎”
Those are just the few of many positive examples of things that have already happened for me after purchasing this priceless gem. I can’t wait to see what happens next!!! Buy one today!
Dedicated watch enthusiast and collector, captivated by the elegance of horology. ✌️😉