The feeling of betrayal is real. After smoothly sailing from one wristy badge to the next, I decided to check the status of my Wristy 180. And I saw that my streak had been broken. My heart sank. My breath shortened. I started questioning my sanity. How could I have forgotten to post a wrist shot? Nothing else is ever more important in my day. And even if, in a temporary lapse of sanity, I had overlooked my sacred duty: how could I have not realized? A forensic analysis revealed that I have two wrist shots dated Sept 13 and none dated Sept 12. This coincides with an app update! J'accuse! Someone sitting in the circles of the high powers of Watch Crunch manipulated the timeline to break my streak.
And if this was the only incident... But I have been the victim of another glaring injustice. I do not have a Itty Bitty Wrist Committee Badge. 14.5 cm, people. Properly documented. What else do you need? What more do you want Watch Crunch? Do I need to sacrifice my Swatch collection to a blood stone circle? Should I bury a pair of Breguet hands during a full moon?
But no! The fault doesn't lie with me. I have clearly been targeted. I am a victim! The badge mafia wants to silence me.
If this is my last post, you will know that they got to me. Remember me fondly and know that I truly have a tiny wrist.
Fountain pen collector and stationery addict looking for a place to post her wrist shots without alienating her friends.