Calling All Owners of a Camouflage Motif Watch!
I’m traveling by skiff to Isla Nublar Next month in search of the elusive Yeti Erectus — the hairy and dangerous long-fanged humanoid that is said to exceed 10 feet in height, weigh 500 lbs. and dine on the Isla’s indigenous giant flightless birds.
I will need adequate timekeeping and timing capabilities for my travels…so I have opted to take my Armitron Prosport camo watch!
Specifically designed to assist my endeavors of concealment (almost to the point of invisibility), this watch will also do well in the high heat and steep humidity environment in which I will be imbedded.
Wish me luck! Even a few snapshots of this legendary beast will provide handsome payment and royalties from the celebrated, fair and balanced National Enquirer organization!
What camouflage watch do you own that may assist you in such a daring operation?
Time dictates my linear path to its bitter end. My watches keep me one step ahead of time…and one foot out of the grave.
Can't find it at the moment but I have a camo Casio G-Shock GA-100.
So much camo it’s barely legible haa
I wouldn't wear one. The Yeti/Sasquatch/Bigfoot would see it so I wouldn't get a picture. That's why everyone you see on all of the shows and all never get to see or find one. They wear a camouflage watch and them damn things can see it ..... and in the dark. Just saying. 😂
So much camo it’s barely legible haa
Oh-so-nice!
I wouldn't wear one. The Yeti/Sasquatch/Bigfoot would see it so I wouldn't get a picture. That's why everyone you see on all of the shows and all never get to see or find one. They wear a camouflage watch and them damn things can see it ..... and in the dark. Just saying. 😂
I’ve happened upon a gentleman from Washington State who has formulated for me a proper scent-bait mimicking the female of the species of this noble beast, as well as iron knickers to wear…just in case.
I’ve happened upon a gentleman from Washington State who has formulated for me a proper scent-bait mimicking the female of the species of this noble beast, as well as iron knickers to wear…just in case.
Hahaha running through the woods with a chastity belt. Hahaha Sounds like fun! Hahaha 😂 😂 😂
Well that’s the island where Jurassic Park is. Spared no expense! You just might find more than a 10 foot humanoid. 😁😉