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weedge

Carry a ten foot pole around with you when watch shopping, in case you come across something that you wouldn't touch with it. Then you can say " I wouldn't touch that with this," while pointing to the watch, so saving you having to say "a ten foot pole" all the time.

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CheapHangover
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Alternatively, walk around with a tall Polish friend. Serves the same purpose.

Inkitatus
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Cover it in excrement too....

weedge
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CheapHangover

Alternatively, walk around with a tall Polish friend. Serves the same purpose.

I tried that, I put a notice in the wanted section of my local paper. I got some very unusual replies !

CheapHangover
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weedge

I tried that, I put a notice in the wanted section of my local paper. I got some very unusual replies !

Any of them from Polish centipedes? You could get a hundred-foot Pole out of that!

Bayl61
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