5 reasons why Spaghetti Scameti’s iCon is THE hottest release this year
5 reasons why Spaghetti Scameti’s iCon (as seen on @benswatchclub ) is the hot release this year:
First, It has spaghetti in the title - that’s Italian right? That means fancy and I’m very fancy indeed - so therefore the watch must be high class… like me.
Second, Scameti just rolls off the tongue so malifluously - it sounds like the surname of an Italian family that is authentic and can be trusted - so therefore it is and should be.
Third, Mr Al Dente looks like a totally legit business man and in no way like he should be in the 1996 TV series the Demon Headmaster or selling BitConnect. I mean look at that website - its oozing with reassurance on just how great an idea it is to click purchase. Oh look a handy discount code - I’m sure that will make a big difference!
Fourth, there is clearly a need to act now as stocks are presumably scarce - the hype in the market for these watches is clearly through the roof - especially after Mr Al Dente and his team of watchmakers applied a 50% discount within hours of release at the full price. I’ve not come accross TinSkin or Fragilite - so they must be rare and expensive materials that risk being used up - never mind that high quality Japanese movement. The sustained value of this time piece is clearly rock solid and there is absolutely no desperation to shift the stock at the Spaghetti Scameti boutique - presumably in Rome.
Finally, and most importantly - there are no middle men. These have apparently been ruthlessly eliminated - whatever that means. Wait could I be considered a middle man by writing that you can buy them (for real) at scameti.store?…. No, surely that is a very stretched view of what constitutes a middle man that would not be included within the definition. *ding dong* oh that must be my iCon being delivered? Oh its looks like Mr Al Dente is at the door hand delivering it himself - what a great concierge service - I’ll just go answer it… what’s that in his hand?….
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If he actually was selling watches he could make a killing off people like me who find this hilarious.
If he actually was selling watches he could make a killing off people like me who find this hilarious.
[writing from beyond my middleman grave] Careful what you wish for - I think you can actually buy them at Scameti.store. If you don’t get one now - Mr Al Dente will be onto you…. Run!
I was wrong. I guess you really can buy class.
If he actually was selling watches he could make a killing off people like me who find this hilarious.
We are Kristian, check them out at scameti.store
We are Kristian, check them out at scameti.store
You're a hero!
I can feel my health and social status improving already.
Mine is on its way, and thanks to paying for extra slow shipping, I can bask in the anticipatory glow a little longer.
Lmmfao
Lmao with that name i woudlnt be caught dead wearing it
If he actually was selling watches he could make a killing off people like me who find this hilarious.
Did you put your money where you mouth was? 😂
Did you put your money where you mouth was? 😂
I did, and it's better than words can describe.