Gaudiness in the quaintest way is a cheaply-made tapestry that drapes a satisfying road to travel along and admire its stops along the way.
Why not put on the Crystal-studded Elgin and a nice polyester suit…
hop into the Country Squire for an overnight trip to the in-laws…
get some dinner at a Big Boy along the way…
and bed down for the night at an inviting Motel 6?
After arriving…you can show mother-in-law your fancy watch and how damn smart her daughter was to get knocked-up by you!
Oh…the simple and lucid fever-dreams of the out-gassings of gaudy Americana!
What watch of yours sets the mood for your fever-dream?
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