Fake Watches Seized at LAX

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"@HotWatchChick69 most effected."

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Aurelian

"@HotWatchChick69 most effected."

No man... I always order mine direct from China. I cut out the middleman, like Vincero!

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Mr.Dee.Bater

No man... I always order mine direct from China. I cut out the middleman, like Vincero!

Amazing Vincero drive-by…

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SpecKTator

Amazing Vincero drive-by…

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Don't these people have something better to do?

In an attempt to evade detection from Customs officials, the packages were labeled with false monikers such as "bracelet" and "decoration."

Where's the lie?

"While it may seem innocent, the money you spend on counterfeit products often funds criminal activity, from forced labor, human and drug trafficking, to violent crime."

Who started this cockamamie rumor? It makes so little sense that I can't believe it's stuck around. So violent crimes that require little more than some brutish strong-arming need seed money, and they get it by fairly elaborate manufacturing, smuggling, distribution? That is such a stupid idea that I feel like buying a few phony watches just to spite the people making these ridiculous accusations. "Herp derp, you may think nobody is hurt by a Realex watch, but those guys kick puppies and I saw them curse out a nun once!" Also, the watches are laced with anthrax and feces, just because. Bad dudes!