Post a dad joke about watches
I’ll start:
If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch's wrist.
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Anon Dan
Hardcore collector and horology enthusiast. Current collection: IWC, Rolex, Longines, Vacheron Constantin, Omega, Doxa, Breitling, Glashutte Original, Jaeger LeCoultre, Tudor and Czapek.
Midwest USA
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What is a watch enthusiasts favourite meal?
Whatever that can be eaten with a pallet fork.
Btw I came up with that on the spot. Youre welcome.
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Words of wisdom:
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.