Author, Podcaster, Prophet, poet, philosopher, playboy (the last of the infamous international playboys no less), sage, seer, swashbuckler, esquire magazines best-dressed man of 2001, winner of Olympic gold medal for fencing (foil men's singles Sydney) Enlightened Sage and founding member of the golden order of the MKOTQR. Naked bum double for Jude Law, Grandmaster of Fish-Fu (deadliest of all sub-aqua martial arts), Antipope of all the arts dark, part-time lion tamer/alligator wrestler and snake charmer. Friend and advisor to all the Royal houses of Europe, and business heads of the western world. Tantric Love master and champion pork swordsman, and considered by many to be The Gurus Guru. Unconfirmed Walter Mitty complex, with a penchant to exaggerate slightly. In fact, one of the above statements is not true!!!!