Company retirement present

Trev, what do you want as a retirement present from the company?

Well, it had to be watch related. Boss said to me yesterday, while waving a box around. Your present has arrived, do you want it now?

I heard this recognisable voice, strangely eminating from my own mouth.

No, that's OK, give it to me on my last day.

Now have to wait until 13th October. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿค”

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ยท

๐Ÿคฃ should've kept quiet.

Nice gift tho, roll on October! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

ยท

How long has your service been? What industry?

ยท

13 years, engineering, specifically prosthetic legs.

ยท

Why donโ€™t you tell you boss you changed your mind. Youโ€™d like to wear it to work these last few weeks so other employees can see how nice it is.

ยท

High five that man. ๐Ÿ˜