Vero Open Water and why it's better than your watch
Vero has a 10 year warranty. That means I can do whatever the fuck I want to this and if it breaks, no big deal I'll just send it back and they'll fix it. Can you do that with your watch? No, you can't. And if you can, you can't for 10 years like I can #fuckyourrolex It also wears great and has a sexy clean look to it. I had a superday for a BB bank on Wednesday, this came with a lot of stress. As a result, I drank like an absolute degenerate last night #beerhound I ended up blacking out and vomitting in my uber #toyotasareforpussys. Woke up this morning in a random chick's room, she asked me if I wanted to get breakfast, I said I had plans already #itwasalie . I have an essay on why race is a social construct due in 4.5 hours, a Calc midterm tomorrow, a date in an half an hour, and a beer in my hand. And my Vero Open Water on my wrist. Life is good. College is fun.
My name is Max. I like watches that can survive the perils of my dorm's communal sink. I often ponder whether water resistance applies also to beer/bodily fluids. I am an avid Invicta enjoyed (not own...
Oh yeah also I have yeezys, yes they were expensive, yes I'm flexing them #myshoesareexpensive #seiko #casio