Hilarious fake listing

There are a few fake listings on AliExpress, this one was particularly blatant and hilarious. The business license of the store in question is not even a fortnight old - don't think they keep that running for long.

Anyway, this is clearly branded Nomos, and just the price would tell you it's fake. The product listing gives "China" as the country of origin, so nuff said.

But look at the accompanying paperwork [BTW this is not the main image of the listing, just a subsequent one]. We have this signatued (sic!) guarantee from a Switzerland (what?) Jewelry Watch company that feels the need to adorn its guarantee with plenty of Chinese characters. Just in case you feel uneasy about this guarantee, there is a further guarantee from IWC Schaffhausen! WTF?

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Everybody knows that NOMOS is made by Glasshutte Original!

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PoorMansRolex

Everybody knows that NOMOS is made by Glasshutte Original!

People who live in Glasshutte should not throw stones…They’ll break their fake watches.

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‘Hi IWC? My NOMOS watch isn’t working…can you look at it for me?’

’nein, schtop calling here’

Not even trying…

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At least they got the quantity right on the paperwork (1)... But unfortunately not the spelling ("quantty")

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TheLeftyWatchNerd

At least they got the quantity right on the paperwork (1)... But unfortunately not the spelling ("quantty")

Well, I hadn't even spotted that. Well, it comes from the land of the watch brands Crrju and Fngeen, apparently they have issues with vowels.