Swatch really need to sort their watch names out!

If someone has a green backside they definitely have a hygiene problem!!

Green backside wave鈥s that something that happens when you don鈥檛 wipe properly? Asking as a father of 2 kids of course 馃ぃ

SpecKTator

Green backside wave鈥s that something that happens when you don鈥檛 wipe properly? Asking as a father of 2 kids of course 馃ぃ

Always wipe front to back. I think. I dunno, I never wipe anyway.

casiodean

Always wipe front to back. I think. I dunno, I never wipe anyway.

Maybe the Green Backside Wave never visit you then馃ぃ

SpecKTator

Maybe the Green Backside Wave never visit you then馃ぃ

I'm posh and use squirty water instead. I'm not a total savage. LOL #bidet

casiodean

I'm posh and use squirty water instead. I'm not a total savage. LOL #bidet

Unless the water itself is contaminated 馃ぃ

I haven't wiped in years. I do a poop and then I have a shower.

Isn鈥檛 a green backside wave something you would pay a prostitute for?

casiodean

Always wipe front to back. I think. I dunno, I never wipe anyway.

Sideways myself.

It's a term from surfing where you ride the wave with your back to the wave. Also applicable to snowboarding and skateboarding where either your back is to the obstacle on approach (rail, etc) or where you spin with your back towards the direction of travel.