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Do you suffer from uncontrollable itching?
Now, you can cure it with our NEW Anti-Itch Cream!
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Todd
Long time watch appreciator, 2022 inductee into the obsession. Originator (or perpetrator depending on your point of view) of #WhimsicalWednesday, #MacroMay & #MacroMonday Omega Speedmaster simp. Like...
Utah, USA
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7.50” / 19.05 cm
Can I squirt it in my ears or eyes for immediate impact?
can I get it in bulk?! 😜
Better than the suppositories the Rolex AD sells.
Can I squirt it in my ears or eyes for immediate impact?
Disclaimer: product is only for topical use & intended to be applied daily. Any other use of product will render any claims of product harming or ineffectiveness null & void.
Whew! Hope this works. I keep buying gold tine tin watches from my local mall kiosk hoping my never ending itch to own a Patek Philippe goes away.
Can I just buy a watch instead?
Can I just buy a watch instead?
The first step in getting help is admitting you need it.
Come back later. ;)
Disclaimer: product is only for topical use & intended to be applied daily. Any other use of product will render any claims of product harming or ineffectiveness null & void.
Is there a slow release tablet that could be injected into my brain and dissolve slowly for like a month? I’m just not sure I’ll remember to use this stuff every day.
Is there a slow release tablet that could be injected into my brain and dissolve slowly for like a month? I’m just not sure I’ll remember to use this stuff every day.
Our ultimate goal is the tablet, but KOC declined our deal on Shark Tank, so we really need this to sell well so we can have the money for R&D
Our ultimate goal is the tablet, but KOC declined our deal on Shark Tank, so we really need this to sell well so we can have the money for R&D
I would gladly invest if I had any money left after this latest watch purchase…
I would gladly invest if I had any money left after this latest watch purchase…
Honestly?
Same.
This took the itch away but gave me heart attack/nightmare.... more for your R&D Jedi department...
The first step in getting help is admitting you need it.
Come back later. ;)
This took the itch away but gave me heart attack/nightmare.... more for your R&D Jedi department...
Needs more AR coating on the dial.
I've tried this cream and it's highly effective, so much so that I'd even bet money on my newfound resistance to buying watches, so strong it is. 💪💪
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OH Fack! It's worn off. 🥺💸
Whaaat?