New acquisition strategy: Blame Watch Crunch!

So, this actually seems to sort of work? Involving my wife in my forum scrolling.

“My watch forums said that I needed _______ b/c _____. I mean compared to most of these guys who are just so far gone, I’m actually just limiting myself to _____ b/c I’d rather have experiences with you. Hey, check out this cool watch I saw that might appeal to you. Anyway, what do you think about the looks of this _____ vs. ____. I really value your opinion bc sometimes the watch folks on the internet don’t understand . . . Uh, huh? Well, here’s the thing . . . Here’s the MSRP and here’s what I can get it for . . . Yeah, that is a bargain. Anyway, (scrolls through Watch Crunch photos with her . . .), I want to be responsible, but . . . Oh, that’s nice. Yeah, that is nice! Gonna chew on this, but wanted to talk to you. Yeah, that’s another nice one. Oh, here’s a Watch Crunch video . . . Yeah, hey . . . I guess he is decent looking? Anyway, hey stop staring. Yes, he seems like a nice guy. Okay, okay . . . Buying the watch now.

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So you got a watch and she ran off with Max?

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TickyBurden

So you got a watch and she ran off with Max?

I hope it was Max and not Archie Luxury. 👀