Two truths and a lie - sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G edition
All hail @Eris_Goddess_of_Discord !!!
But it's only a couple of weeks till Christmas so tis the time for games, and I promise this one is very friendly and low on commitment! No dressing up or food products required.
While half of you go look for the 'Mute' function let me explain the game to the rest of you.
This one is called 'Lie to me'.
I basically tell you three facts about me. Two are true, one is a lie. First person to spot the lie then gives 2 truths and 1 lie about themselves and the rest of us have a go at spotting the lie again and we just keep going until we get bored or decide we know more about each other than we are comfortable with. Can be watch related or not.
Okay, here goes:
1) I once made out with a super-model. Not saying this is the super-model in question, but the resemblance is uncanny!
2) I once made out with a Spanish dude. Not saying this is the Spanish dude in question, but the resemblance is uncanny!
3) I once made out with a minister. Not saying that this is the minister in question, but the resemblance is uncanny!
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The last one makes me nervous.... Hope that's the lie!!
I am advantaged because I have heard some of these stories before....
But being down to two I'm not certain....
3. We all know you never make out with a minister, a minister makes out with you…(remember: if you laughed or smiled at that comment - you can’t angry with me for making it….😉)
Interesting challenge. Not knowing anything about a guy who calls himself "HotWatchChick69" - I need to figure out what is his storytelling style, what they wouldn't lie about, and what he finds funny.
I think he would think making out with a priest was funny and no need to lie about that. I'm guessing it was kiss on both cheeks? or he made out with a priest before seminary.. I think #3 is true - not really funny to lie about that.
Similarly, don't want to lie about making out with a dude. I mean you could but there would need to be more to the story.
I say #1 is the lie. It's the story that seems like a humble brag and a story that is easily forgiven for lying about.
I'm hoping this puts me back on the winning track.
I say #3 is the lie. Not because you didn’t do it, but because you did it more than once.
Either that or you made out with a Spanish supermodel minister once and they are all a little true.
Hmmm I'm gonna go with #2 just because I'm not an Alonzo fan. I know, I know, there was a disclaimer about Alonzo BUT every F1 team that picks him up since he won the Championship a thousand years ago has a disclaimer about him! So Numero Dos Alonzo or Fake Alonzo it is!
I love this game.
I'm learning nothing, but laughing my ass off at all the stories & situations.
Two truths & a lie needs to be the default welcome post.
BTW, I'm going #3 as the lie. Irreverent as you are, I don't think you are that irreverent.
All true!
We all know you love all things 'shiny'. Number 1 and 2 count as 'shiny' so could definitely be true.
However, number 3 also sounds true to me. I can totally see you growing up in some weird secular cult where making out with the minister was just how you started every Sunday.
Hmm... I'm going to say 1 is the lie. You didn't make out with her once, you married her. 👍
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Love the all kissing theme of this edition 😀!
I'm gonna guess that these kisses are more of the 'went in for a hug, and moved our heads to same side by accident' variety of kiss. Except perhaps for the minister 😉
Since minister and supermodel seem most huggable (and kiss worthy) I'm going to guess your spanish dude (racecar driver as well??!) is the lie!
I’m saying 2 is the lie. 1 and 3 are true, but they happened before either were a supermodel or minister!
Number 1, I'm guessing she was just a regular model.
Like @mjosamannen #3 also makes me nervous e but that’s what gets my vote.
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Love the all kissing theme of this edition 😀!
I'm gonna guess that these kisses are more of the 'went in for a hug, and moved our heads to same side by accident' variety of kiss. Except perhaps for the minister 😉
Since minister and supermodel seem most huggable (and kiss worthy) I'm going to guess your spanish dude (racecar driver as well??!) is the lie!
Hard to keep a master list going. Took me like 20min just to make a winners list and I still missed one.
I don't even want to know, but number 1 seems dubious
1) True! Stephanie Seymour grew up in my hometown and she was friends with my cousin, Catherine. Stephanie's family would often come into our Chinese restaurant for dinner and I would always draw her pictures of race cars. She babysat me one time when she was 12 and I was 6. When she tucked me into bed, I asked her if I could get a good night kiss. She kissed me on the cheek. I'm counting it as a win!
2) True! As @MegaBob pointed out, I guess I must have told this story before? Was at a party in NYC in my dissipated youth, was chatting up this super cute Australian gal, and this Spanish dude comes up and joins in the conversation! I turn to him and say, "Yo, my man, you're cramping my style! I'm trying to get her to kiss me! Come on, give a brother a break, huh?" He says, turning to the gal, "No, no, no! You must not kiss him! You must kiss me! Am I not much better than him?" She's laughing, and says, "Listen, I'll give each of you a kiss, if you kiss one another first." Before I could say anything, Fernando had me in a bear hug, and his tongue was in my mouth! And before you say, "Come on, this was stolen from 'American Pie'!" I will have you know that this occurred in 1998, and "American Pie" didn't come out till 1999! Anyway, the gal failed to hold up her end of the bargain. After we disentangled our tongues, and looked up at her, she had a horrified expression on her face, and ran away! We both just shrugged our shoulders and went on to drunkenly chat up other gals. Every time I watch F1, I'm reminded of the incident. Anyway, my key learning from this experience is that stubble is incredibly prickly! This is why, now, whenever my wife and I plan to engage in marital relations, I always try to be considerate and shave immediately before hand!
3) False! It wasn't a Minister, but rather a Christian Youth Group Leader. And get your filthy minds out of the gutter, folks! She was my now-wife's freshman year roommate and best friend in college, and she was one of the leaders of the college Christian Youth Group. We made out once, and then she decided she preferred my buddy to me, and that was that. Haven't seen her in nearly 30 years, so for all I know she could look like that minister in that photo now!
@mjosamannen guessed correctly like 30 seconds after I posted, so you're up, my man!
Re #2
My dad did a variation on that scheme for a joke on my mom. On one of our boat trips when we were kids (we travelled the BC coast on small sailboats for a month every summer) my dad dared my mom to eat a jellyfish.
Mom said no way, but if you cook it first, and you eat some, them she would as well. Dad boiled up a few moon jelly’s that were floating around the boat., and put the goo on 2 plates. Then mom took a bite, and looked repulsed. Dad starting laughing and threw his jelly goo over the side back into the ocean. Hilarious for all except mom.
1) True! Stephanie Seymour grew up in my hometown and she was friends with my cousin, Catherine. Stephanie's family would often come into our Chinese restaurant for dinner and I would always draw her pictures of race cars. She babysat me one time when she was 12 and I was 6. When she tucked me into bed, I asked her if I could get a good night kiss. She kissed me on the cheek. I'm counting it as a win!
2) True! As @MegaBob pointed out, I guess I must have told this story before? Was at a party in NYC in my dissipated youth, was chatting up this super cute Australian gal, and this Spanish dude comes up and joins in the conversation! I turn to him and say, "Yo, my man, you're cramping my style! I'm trying to get her to kiss me! Come on, give a brother a break, huh?" He says, turning to the gal, "No, no, no! You must not kiss him! You must kiss me! Am I not much better than him?" She's laughing, and says, "Listen, I'll give each of you a kiss, if you kiss one another first." Before I could say anything, Fernando had me in a bear hug, and his tongue was in my mouth! And before you say, "Come on, this was stolen from 'American Pie'!" I will have you know that this occurred in 1998, and "American Pie" didn't come out till 1999! Anyway, the gal failed to hold up her end of the bargain. After we disentangled our tongues, and looked up at her, she had a horrified expression on her face, and ran away! We both just shrugged our shoulders and went on to drunkenly chat up other gals. Every time I watch F1, I'm reminded of the incident. Anyway, my key learning from this experience is that stubble is incredibly prickly! This is why, now, whenever my wife and I plan to engage in marital relations, I always try to be considerate and shave immediately before hand!
3) False! It wasn't a Minister, but rather a Christian Youth Group Leader. And get your filthy minds out of the gutter, folks! She was my now-wife's freshman year roommate and best friend in college, and she was one of the leaders of the college Christian Youth Group. We made out once, and then she decided she preferred my buddy to me, and that was that. Haven't seen her in nearly 30 years, so for all I know she could look like that minister in that photo now!
@mjosamannen guessed correctly like 30 seconds after I posted, so you're up, my man!
The thought of Fernando Alonso's tongue down your throat just made me throw up a little bit in my mouth 🤮😂
Glad to have that cleared up 😅 I'll sleep better. Can I postpone mine to the first day of Christmas? I got the poll going and don't want to add any "clutter" to the string of entries 😬 I hate to be a bore...
Okay... here are all the correct guesses after @mjosamannen...
But, who hasn't had a turn yet? If all 5 of you have already had a turn, then it's back to @MegaBob!
I’ll have a think but if @BigIona gets there before me, then I won’t be disappointed….
I’ll have a think but if @BigIona gets there before me, then I won’t be disappointed….
You're up, @Chunghauphoto!!!
Aaagh missed out of the guessing period. I would’ve gotten it wrong. There are so many versions of ministers that that seemed very plausible.
would’ve guessed 1 was the lie and while I would’ve been wrong based on the true story I really wouldn’t been right too….
I’ll have a think but if @BigIona gets there before me, then I won’t be disappointed….
I haven’t gone yet but will defer to you for this round.
The thought of Fernando Alonso's tongue down your throat just made me throw up a little bit in my mouth 🤮😂
So I guess I was the only one who thought he should have ditched the girl and takes Fernando home?
This gives me so many ideas….
Was the guy in #2 a race car driver
Wait I'm so confused who's up?
Wait I'm so confused who's up?
@Chunghauphoto is up!
@Chunghauphoto is up!
Got it! 👍
I'm hoping and praying it was number 1 or 2 and not number 3.
So I guess I was the only one who thought he should have ditched the girl and takes Fernando home?
This gives me so many ideas….
I'm thinking the girl in that story got game 💯
I'm thinking the girl in that story got game 💯
Or, hear me out. Fernando never actually wanted to kiss her.