Two truths and a lie - sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G edition

All hail @Eris_Goddess_of_Discord  !!!

But it's only a couple of weeks till Christmas so tis the time for games, and I promise this one is very friendly and low on commitment! No dressing up or food products required.

While half of you go look for the 'Mute' function let me explain the game to the rest of you.

This one is called 'Lie to me'.

I basically tell you three facts about me. Two are true, one is a lie. First person to spot the lie then gives 2 truths and 1 lie about themselves and the rest of us have a go at spotting the lie again and we just keep going until we get bored or decide we know more about each other than we are comfortable with. Can be watch related or not.

Okay, here goes:

 1) I once made out with a super-model.  Not saying this is the super-model in question, but the resemblance is uncanny!

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2) I once made out with a Spanish dude.  Not saying this is the Spanish dude in question, but the resemblance is uncanny!

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3) I once made out with a minister.  Not saying that this is the minister in question, but the resemblance is uncanny!

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The last one makes me nervous.... Hope that's the lie!!

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I think number 2 happened at a party once in NYC or something... I remember there was a hot girl but nothing materialised. Given that, I'm guessing number 1 was a supermodel printed on a pillow 😬 

So number 3 it is.

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I am advantaged because I have heard some of these stories before....

But being down to two I'm not certain....

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3. We all know you never make out with a minister, a minister makes out with you…(remember: if you laughed or smiled at that comment - you can’t angry with me for making it….😉)

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Interesting challenge.  Not knowing anything about a guy who calls himself "HotWatchChick69" - I need to figure out what is his storytelling style, what they wouldn't lie about,  and what he finds funny.

I think he would think making out with a priest was funny and no need to lie about that.  I'm guessing it was kiss on both cheeks?  or he made out with a priest before seminary..  I think #3 is true - not really funny to lie about that.

Similarly, don't want to lie about making out with a dude.   I mean you could but there would need to be more to the story.

I say #1 is the lie.  It's the story that seems like a humble brag and a story that is easily forgiven for lying about.  

I'm hoping this puts me back on the winning track.

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I say #3 is the lie. Not because you didn’t do it, but because you did it more than once.  
 

Either that or you made out with a Spanish supermodel minister once and they are all a little true. 

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Hmmm I'm gonna go with #2 just because I'm not an Alonzo fan. I know, I know, there was a disclaimer about Alonzo BUT every F1 team that picks him up since he won the Championship a thousand years ago has a disclaimer about him! So Numero Dos Alonzo or Fake Alonzo it is!

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I love this game. 

I'm learning nothing, but laughing my ass off at all the stories & situations. 

Two truths & a lie needs to be the default welcome post. 

BTW, I'm going #3 as the lie. Irreverent as you are, I don't think you are that irreverent. 

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All true! 

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We all know you love all things 'shiny'. Number 1 and 2 count as 'shiny' so could definitely be true.

However, number 3 also sounds true to me. I can totally see you growing up in some weird secular cult where making out with the minister was just how you started every Sunday.

Hmm... I'm going to say 1 is the lie. You didn't make out with her once, you married her. 👍

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@chronotriggered  @Chunghauphoto  @Nuclear1711  @Droptuned83 @MinnKonaMike @WatchN @mjosamannen  @Polishmadman  @Aurelian  @Sinnguy @tainanball  @MegaBob  @whitesalmon  @HotWatchChick69 @Ichibunz @lmchew @Stricko  
@Fiatjeepdriver @BigIona  @street.credor  @64spoons @NorwegianWatchGuy @bigwrist415 @Trophyhusband  @cornfedksboy.... AND @Fieldwalker !!!  I keep missing the boat on these recent posts.

Love the all kissing theme of this edition 😀!

I'm gonna guess that these kisses are more of the 'went in for a hug, and moved our heads to same side by accident' variety of kiss.  Except perhaps for the minister 😉

Since minister and supermodel seem most huggable (and kiss worthy) I'm going to guess your spanish dude (racecar driver as well??!) is the lie!

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I’m saying 2 is the lie. 1 and 3 are true, but they happened before either were a supermodel or minister!

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Number 1, I'm guessing she was just a regular model. 

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Like @mjosamannen #3 also makes me nervous e but that’s what gets my vote. 

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Fieldwalker

@witcher.watcher  @UnholiestJedi  @Eris_Goddess_of_Discord 
@chronotriggered  @Chunghauphoto  @Nuclear1711  @Droptuned83 @MinnKonaMike @WatchN @mjosamannen  @Polishmadman  @Aurelian  @Sinnguy @tainanball  @MegaBob  @whitesalmon  @HotWatchChick69 @Ichibunz @lmchew @Stricko  
@Fiatjeepdriver @BigIona  @street.credor  @64spoons @NorwegianWatchGuy @bigwrist415 @Trophyhusband  @cornfedksboy.... AND @Fieldwalker !!!  I keep missing the boat on these recent posts.

Love the all kissing theme of this edition 😀!

I'm gonna guess that these kisses are more of the 'went in for a hug, and moved our heads to same side by accident' variety of kiss.  Except perhaps for the minister 😉

Since minister and supermodel seem most huggable (and kiss worthy) I'm going to guess your spanish dude (racecar driver as well??!) is the lie!

Hard to keep a master list going. Took me like 20min just to make a winners list and I still missed one.  

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mjosamannen

Glad to have that cleared up 😅 I'll sleep better. Can I postpone mine to the first day of Christmas? I got the poll going and don't want to add any "clutter" to the string of entries 😬 I hate to be a bore...

Okay...  here are all the correct guesses after @mjosamannen...

  1. @MegaBob 
  2. @Chunghauphoto 
  3. @BigIona