[Previous auction thread was hijacked by idiotic debate between myself and @Aurelian, so to spare everyone the pain of seeing our idiocy, have started a clean auction thread!]
Up for your consideration today is the Wolf Blake Double Winder with Storage! And to sweeten the deal, winning bid also gets WatchCrunch swag! WC t-shirt in size large comes with the winder.
So, for all y’all idiots who are still stuck in the One Watch Challenge…
… here’s your chance to bow out gracefully and still get your WatchCrunch swag.
Anyway… for all those folks interested in a watch winder, the Wolf Blake Double Winder with Storage is incredibly nice.
"What’s this whole 'with storage' thing about?” Well, I’m glad you asked. Check out that storage!!!
3 extra slots for additional watches…
A little travel case that accommodates an additional 2 watches
All in all, this Wolf Blake Double winder gives you storage for 7 watches!
And check this out!
You can program it to produce as many rotations as you desire! Clockwise? You’re covered! Counter-clockwise? Bi-directional rotations? Got you there too!
All proceeds to GiveDirectly. GiveDirectly DIRECTLY sends on funds to recipients in some of the poorest countries on Earth, with an incredible track record to-date. The effort sprang out of the Effective Altruism movement.
https://www.givedirectly.org/beta/
https://www.givedirectly.org/financials/
The first 4 auctions worked out spectacularly, in which our esteemed colleagues, @Bessio's and @Robcollects and @Ichibunz's and @Deeperblue's winning bids helped to raise $1,350 and $900 and $2,000 and $3,294, respectively, for a number of Kenyan families. These are families earning less than the global poverty line of $1.90 / day. All of the auction proceeds went directly to them, and the funds from the 4 auctions thus far will effectively double the incomes of 21 families for a year!
Charity auction #1:
https://www.watchcrunch.com/Omeganut/posts/buy-a-watch-help-save-the-world-5479
Charity auction #2:
https://www.watchcrunch.com/Omeganut/posts/buy-a-watch-help-save-the-world-part-deux-6622
Charity auction #3:
https://www.watchcrunch.com/Omeganut/posts/buy-a-watch-help-save-the-world-2-10284
Charity auction #4:
“Why are you auctioning the Wolf Blake Double Winder with Storage, @HotWatchChick69?” Well, because I gotta hit my charitable pledge goal before the end of the year, and at the current pace I’m behind! Until I hit it…
Here's what I propose:
Let's open up bidding on the Wolf Blake at, say, $20
So, in summary:
Whaddya say?
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@Robcollects has the high bid at the moment. Per previous hijacked thread:
$250 Just bc @Robcollects brought it up
$250 Just bc @Robcollects brought it up
You know what? Given @Deeperblue's urging me to open an OnlyFans account, I'm going to reward your high bid with a little spicy glimpse... a partial leg shot.
You know what? Given @Deeperblue's urging me to open an OnlyFans account, I'm going to reward your high bid with a little spicy glimpse... a partial leg shot.
Haha
You know what? Given @Deeperblue's urging me to open an OnlyFans account, I'm going to reward your high bid with a little spicy glimpse... a partial leg shot.
Darn that leg post just couldn’t help myself I gotta bid…
$250.02…
Darn that leg post just couldn’t help myself I gotta bid…
$250.02…
$260
$260
I knew the leg shot would do it!
I knew the leg shot would do it!
I’ll raise you a full nude
You know what? Given @Deeperblue's urging me to open an OnlyFans account, I'm going to reward your high bid with a little spicy glimpse... a partial leg shot.
Looks like the calf implants healed nicely. Now you look just like Louis 14.
That can’t be it… 2 bids?! For this entire package?? For charity??
That can’t be it… 2 bids?! For this entire package?? For charity??
Nah, dude, you're thinking about it all wrong! You're on the verge of winning a winder and swag. That is all that's important. Oh, also, freeing up dresser-top space for me so that I can buy more watches. THAT'S actually what's most important.
Well if it turns out that way I may propose a parlay with @Deeperblue of some sort, given her post today, as I don’t really have enough mechanicals to justify the winder. I was more interested in donating. TBT
Well if it turns out that way I may propose a parlay with @Deeperblue of some sort, given her post today, as I don’t really have enough mechanicals to justify the winder. I was more interested in donating. TBT
Ha! Well, the good news is that there are only 2 mechanical winder slots, and the other 5 storage slots work for quartz and other non mechanical watches!
The really is a bargain. If I'm not mistaken the MSRP is $1000+.
Now, nobody has every paid MSRP for a we Wolf winder. But still.
Actually I just checked.
You can't even buy it right now. Out of stock.
https://www.wolf1834.com/blake-double-winder#93=25
However you can get it here...
Plus, if you buy this you get the warm feeling that you've helped people in Africa.
And, most importantly, you help HotWatchChick69.
I mean. That's like $300 worth of karma and a free winder.
Actually I just checked.
You can't even buy it right now. Out of stock.
https://www.wolf1834.com/blake-double-winder#93=25
However you can get it here...
Plus, if you buy this you get the warm feeling that you've helped people in Africa.
And, most importantly, you help HotWatchChick69.
I mean. That's like $300 worth of karma and a free winder.
Hey, I got an idea! You should bid on the winder!
That's a brilliant idea!
$270. Because clicky button? And also charity.
8 minutes to go! If you, @Edge168n win the auction, I may require you to come down to San Diego to pick up the winder... so that we can drink lots of this:
Smoked Bourbon Bijou
Dude, this drink... it is the nectar of the gods.
True victory and swag are MINE.
8 minutes to go! If you, @Edge168n win the auction, I may require you to come down to San Diego to pick up the winder... so that we can drink lots of this:
Smoked Bourbon Bijou
Dude, this drink... it is the nectar of the gods.
Ah damn, I wasn't offered booze!
Ah damn, I wasn't offered booze!
Salve your wounded heart by bidding on my homage charitable auction!
https://www.watchcrunch.com/Edge168n/posts/buy-a-watch-save-the-world-the-edge168n-homage-part-2-of-3-12092
Okay! $1,080 raised for GiveDirectly! Thank you @Edge168n !!!