Apologies in advance, if this comes across as snarky. Genuinely, this is an attempt at good, wholesome fun.
So, below is my list of statements that are akin to the all-pervading "watches are investments" mindset that has virulently infected our beloved hobby.
Hopefully, we can come up with a running, master list of ridiculousness, and all laugh our butts off in good humor.
The Artist formerly known as @Omeganut