Fellow watch dorks!
So, in a previous thread, I asked in a poll who might be interested in bidding on a watch winder: https://www.watchcrunch.com/HotWatchChick69/posts/any-interest-in-charity-auction-for-wolf-watch-winders-11502
After 54 votes, here are the results…
67% of poll takers indicated “yes” although roughly half of those yes’es require that I use the proceeds towards cocaine. Also, I realize now that the poll was poorly constructed. Option B was “No, go f*ck yourself.” In reality, Option B should have been “No, I’m not interested in a watch winder” and then Option D should have been, “No, I won’t bid, because you should go f*ck yourself.” See? As the poll was constructed, we can’t disaggregate how many of the 18 “no go f*ck yourself" voters aren’t interested in a watch winder, and how many of those voters are folks who chose B, because that was the only way to tell me to go f*ck myself. Key lesson here: The structure of polls can greatly influence respondents’ votes - that’s how all these different opinion survey companies game polls to give whatever results they think their clients want to hear!
In any event, up for your consideration today is the Wolf Blake Double Winder with Storage!
And to sweeten the deal, winning bid also gets WatchCrunch swag! WC t-shirt in size large comes with the winder.
So, for all y’all idiots who are still stuck in the One Watch Challenge…
… here’s your chance to bow out gracefully and still get your WatchCrunch swag.
Anyway… for all those folks interested in a watch winder, the Wolf Blake Double Winder with Storage is incredibly nice. "What’s this whole 'with storage' thing about?” Well, I’m glad you asked. Check out the storage!!!
3 extra slots for additional watches…
A little travel case that accommodates an additional 2 watches
All in all, this Wolf Blake Double winder gives you storage for 7 watches!
And check this out!
You can program it to produce as many rotations as you desire! Clockwise? You’re covered! Counter-clockwise? Alternating clockwise and counter-clockwise? Got you there too!
All proceeds to GiveDirectly. GiveDirectly DIRECTLY sends on funds to recipients in some of the poorest countries on Earth, with an incredible track record to-date. The effort sprang out of the Effective Altruism movement.
https://www.givedirectly.org/beta/
https://www.givedirectly.org/financials/
The first 4 auctions worked out spectacularly, in which our esteemed colleagues, @Bessio's and @Robcollects's and @Ichibunz's and @Deeperblue's winning bids helped to raise $1,350 and $900 and $2,000 and $3,294, respectively, for a number of Kenyan families. These are families earning less than the global poverty line of $1.90 / day. All of the auction proceeds went directly to them, and the funds from the 4 auctions thus far will effectively double the incomes of 21 families for a year!
Charity auction #1:
https://www.watchcrunch.com/Omeganut/posts/buy-a-watch-help-save-the-world-5479
Charity auction #2:
https://www.watchcrunch.com/Omeganut/posts/buy-a-watch-help-save-the-world-part-deux-6622
Charity auction #3:
https://www.watchcrunch.com/Omeganut/posts/buy-a-watch-help-save-the-world-2-10284
Charity auction #4:
“Why are you auctioning the Wolf Blake Double Winder with Storage, HotWatchChick69?” Well, because I gotta hit my charitable pledge goal before the end of the year, and at the current pace I’m behind! Until I hit it…
Here's what I propose:
So, in summary:
Whaddya say?
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As much as I’m concerned my wife could have a strong opinion to my sending $$ off to HotWatchChick69, I’ll us off at $200.
As much as I’m concerned my wife could have a strong opinion to my sending $$ off to HotWatchChick69, I’ll us off at $200.
Off to a roaring start! Thank you, sir!!!
May I ask why you are complicating what is in essence an auction for charity when they already work so well and so often??
Kindest
Bob
England
May I ask why you are complicating what is in essence an auction for charity when they already work so well and so often??
Kindest
Bob
England
Happy to answer your question, but not quite sure I understand what the question is? Can you clarify?
Thank you, my man!
You know what’s funny? I finally went through all my receipts yesterday, and realized that I’m a lot closer to the pledge goal than I’d previously thought. Apparently I had an auto-deduct thing set on my payroll that I hadn’t taken into account!
So, probably only a couple more this year, will hit my employer’s match cap for the calendar year, and then… there’s 2023.
Happy to answer your question, but not quite sure I understand what the question is? Can you clarify?
OK, why all the polls etc. when charity auctions work jut fine without all the preamble your are involved in? Enquiring as wondering if it boots your sales or if you just enjoy it all? No damning criticism intended.
Bob
I still get votes for "I like cheese" on the poll I put up like 3 weeks ago.
We're looking into sponsorships from Big Dairy.
OK, why all the polls etc. when charity auctions work jut fine without all the preamble your are involved in? Enquiring as wondering if it boots your sales or if you just enjoy it all? No damning criticism intended.
Bob
Ah, okay!
Hope that answers the question!
Ah, okay!
Hope that answers the question!
"I am triggered."
-Tacitus, De vitus et moribus lulii Agricolae
"I am triggered."
-Tacitus, De vitus et moribus lulii Agricolae
Hey man, I've been thinking more about your commentary with regard to WC's moderation policies. I have a totally contrarian take: I LOVE WC's moderation practices and wouldn't have it any other way.
And, finally, I would say the proof is in the pudding. WC is the only online community worth being a part of. Don't know what the magic ingredient is. But, I'm almost certain that its strict moderation policies are part of the enchantment.
I’m here for the cocaine.
Hey man, I've been thinking more about your commentary with regard to WC's moderation policies. I have a totally contrarian take: I LOVE WC's moderation practices and wouldn't have it any other way.
And, finally, I would say the proof is in the pudding. WC is the only online community worth being a part of. Don't know what the magic ingredient is. But, I'm almost certain that its strict moderation policies are part of the enchantment.
You don't have a contrarian take. You have an establishment take. You are siding with the authority.
In my day job I require the government to prove a violation of statute before they get to impose punishment. It must, or usually must, be a knowing and intentional violation. There is a mens rea element that it is the power's burden to prove.
Here nothing need be proven or shown, merely alleged. The criteria is vague. The policy is probably implemented fairly in most instances. However, there are times that are perhaps not so clear.
It takes all types and we should be a little more tolerant of everyone, even if they offend us. In the end we only control our response, not the behavior that provokes our response.
Are you enchanted by opinions over the relative merits of Tudor's recent release? That's your brave new world if we travel too far down this path.
You don't have a contrarian take. You have an establishment take. You are siding with the authority.
In my day job I require the government to prove a violation of statute before they get to impose punishment. It must, or usually must, be a knowing and intentional violation. There is a mens rea element that it is the power's burden to prove.
Here nothing need be proven or shown, merely alleged. The criteria is vague. The policy is probably implemented fairly in most instances. However, there are times that are perhaps not so clear.
It takes all types and we should be a little more tolerant of everyone, even if they offend us. In the end we only control our response, not the behavior that provokes our response.
Are you enchanted by opinions over the relative merits of Tudor's recent release? That's your brave new world if we travel too far down this path.
Dude! Come on!
[Yellow line is Google. Blue line is Twitter. When users don't like a given platform's offerings, they defect and the platform suffers, which paves the way for new entrants to provide better offerings.]
So, in the end, I really don't worry about platform moderation too much. Can't get worked up over it. Either they'll 1) get it right, and 2) users will voluntarily continue using the platform, and 3) the platform providers will make money. Or 1) they won't, and 2) they won't, and 3) they won't, and then new entrants / competitors will emerge.
I do agree with you that we all should be more tolerant and that we should control our responses. But, by the same token, we all should lead lives of rectitude, we all should only ever tell the truth, and we all should treat all animals kindly. Until that day filled with rainbows and puppy dogs comes to pass, I'm perfectly happy having moderation policies that ENFORCE good behavior through self-censorship.
Unless and until WC has the ability to take my life, liberty, and property, the way the Leviathan does, I will continue to be absolutely enchanted by opinions over the relative merits of Tudor's recent release!
Ah, okay!
Hope that answers the question!
I’m here for the cocaine.
I promise you that once @Aurelian and I are done arguing about the Leviathan, we will get back to the regular programming of fart jokes. In the meantime, to keep you interested...
You know that I argue for a living, right?
So, we are looking at the relative stock values of two companies (not completely analogous to WC which is a privately held something whose primary purpose is to distract you and I). These companies do not occupy the same space as internet platforms and are arguably as similar as Ford Motor Company and Krispy Kreme. Twitter is a micro-blog that really serves to hoover information. Google is much, much, broader than that, it is the Matrix. One company has had its stock perform well, the other is stuck in neutral. So far, so good.
To work as an analogy the company that performed better would be the one most analogous to WC. WC is a micro-blog platform with strong content controls. Twitter is a micro-blog with strong content controls. So, wait, that can't work because Twitter is a house on fire. The platform most similar to the one we are discussing is bleeding users, perhaps due to that very same content moderation strategy. Meanwhile, over on Google I can dip into the darkest areas of the internet.
Well, the graph does not work as analogy. A further category error in your analysis is to assume that stock price is necessarily of validation of one specific policy. What if there are more than one reason why the stocks are valued differently? Very few people as a percentage of the population use Twitter on a daily basis. That is not true for Google. That is due to their primary purpose as a search engine. What if I can't find my nearest dry cleaner on Twitter? Or a menu for my favorite Chinese restaurant? Google reaches more eyes and has proven better at providing returns for advertising dollars. Further, where on Google do I go to I post a controversial opinion that might require moderation? (Hint: a platform like Twitter.)
Which isn't to say that my initial point was right or wrong, but that a clear take on the above serves to emphasize that your graph has as much bearing on that argument as any random photograph taken off of the internet.
(Walrus posing in a winning posture.)
Nope. You are wrong.
You think that what matters is tiny details, and categorizing, and coming up with perfect taxonomies. And that makes sense. That is your training as a lawyer.
However, when it comes to the big picture, the greatest gurus the world over have come back to reveal the true purpose of life and the secret to happiness: Maximize the net present value of all future income streams.
That's it.
Twitter's total market cap could be equal to Google's today. Google, I can tell you with frightening authority, is NOTHING more than a search engine. Twitter is nothing more than a social graph. Both are, fundamentally, simple technologies that you can monetize. The former effectively monetized by giving consumers what they wanted. The latter did not.
The analogy is thus: If a technology does not give its user base what the user base wants, it will perform like Twitter. If it does give its user base what the user base wants, it will perform like Google. That is why I am not fussed in the slightest about any given private company's policies. If it gets its policies wrong, it will go out of business, and someone else will emerge to provide a better service / experience / product.
Nope. You are wrong.
You think that what matters is tiny details, and categorizing, and coming up with perfect taxonomies. And that makes sense. That is your training as a lawyer.
However, when it comes to the big picture, the greatest gurus the world over have come back to reveal the true purpose of life and the secret to happiness: Maximize the net present value of all future income streams.
That's it.
Twitter's total market cap could be equal to Google's today. Google, I can tell you with frightening authority, is NOTHING more than a search engine. Twitter is nothing more than a social graph. Both are, fundamentally, simple technologies that you can monetize. The former effectively monetized by giving consumers what they wanted. The latter did not.
The analogy is thus: If a technology does not give its user base what the user base wants, it will perform like Twitter. If it does give its user base what the user base wants, it will perform like Google. That is why I am not fussed in the slightest about any given private company's policies. If it gets its policies wrong, it will go out of business, and someone else will emerge to provide a better service / experience / product.
So, in conclusion I have shown that your market based approach does not answer the fundamental question that I have posed and you have responded with a Cindy Brady gif.
Have you two successfully managed to get this post buried by admin already?? 😂 It's not appearing in my feed any more.
It's Brian's fault. He started it.
It's Brian's fault. He started it.
Ha! I love it!
In fact, this discussion perfectly illustrates just how well WC's moderation policies are working. You and I can fundamentally disagree on any given topic, and yet neither of us has resorted to name calling yet. (I'll DM you to send profanity your way.)
If, in fact, this thread has been "downgraded" due to you and me scaring everyone away, I'll create a new post tomorrow morning, and continue the auction in that post. Ha!
Ha! I love it!
In fact, this discussion perfectly illustrates just how well WC's moderation policies are working. You and I can fundamentally disagree on any given topic, and yet neither of us has resorted to name calling yet. (I'll DM you to send profanity your way.)
If, in fact, this thread has been "downgraded" due to you and me scaring everyone away, I'll create a new post tomorrow morning, and continue the auction in that post. Ha!
Argh, stop finding new ways to be wrong.
That we haven't been banned is not a validation of any specific content moderation policy. Neither of us use profanity, demean or degrade the other, use language that is obviously sexist, homophobic, racist or anything else that could offend. We are not going to report each other because we each 1) respect healthy debate, and 2) are not easily offended (me, because I am usually the one offending, you because you are a flautist.) Anyone, who might be offended stopped reading this post a long time ago. We are safe, not because a policy is working, but because we are boring and self-indulgent.
I use Twitter every day. I own shares in Google.
Now about the watch winders? The $200 opening bid seems low. I'm sure the community can do better. Maybe a clean thread is needed.
I use Twitter every day. I own shares in Google.
Now about the watch winders? The $200 opening bid seems low. I'm sure the community can do better. Maybe a clean thread is needed.
OMG... my worst fears have come true... CliveC...
Hmmm... that name sounds really familiar! Probably just a coincidence that I happen to know a CliveC IRL, who doesn't even need a watch winder!
Okay, I'm going to create a new thread, so as to extract everyone from the cesspool that is the debate between @Aurelian and myself.
OMG... my worst fears have come true... CliveC...
Hmmm... that name sounds really familiar! Probably just a coincidence that I happen to know a CliveC IRL, who doesn't even need a watch winder!
Okay, I'm going to create a new thread, so as to extract everyone from the cesspool that is the debate between @Aurelian and myself.
Good plan! As the original bidder, I think my bid was low too, I was just trying to get us into three digits right away! Come on all, let’s see less 🗣 and more 💰!!
Screw this thread!! … it requires me think…
peace…
This thread appears to have gone a tangent which I could not follow. I think our Kenyan moderator did too much cocaine and questioned the integrity of the government and is now living in poverty and needs a watch winder to supplement his income. Was that it?
This thread appears to have gone a tangent which I could not follow. I think our Kenyan moderator did too much cocaine and questioned the integrity of the government and is now living in poverty and needs a watch winder to supplement his income. Was that it?
Bidding is now taking place in this new thread:
https://www.watchcrunch.com/HotWatchChick69/posts/take-two-buy-a-watch-winder-help-save-the-world-5-wolf-blake-double-winder-w-storage-11918
If anyone needs a basic summary of the @HotWatchChick69 and @Aurelian debate just think....
... and the battle over the sokovia accords, and you've basically got it, except @HotWatchChick69 is richer than iron man and @Aurelian is better looking than Steve.
You're welcome.
A silenced thread without my input?
May I ask why you are complicating what is in essence an auction for charity when they already work so well and so often??
Kindest
Bob
England
Just set a price for the winder and forget the rest!!!
These are very good pieces.
Bob
England
Ah, okay!
Hope that answers the question!
Well OK I enjoyed your answer but still too many words? You have identified the 'deal' and then advetised it all over the site to those who cant be bothered to do the research??
Just offer the cash!!!!??
Good hunting
Bob