As for me, I'd never get a Timex - except for their Mickey Mouse!
I'd never get a Swatch - except for their Duck-issime!
I'd never get a Patek - except ... nah scratch that, I won't :)
It takes a brave person to say ‘never’ in this world. I will err on the side of cowardice, in this particular instance….
I’d never get a Royal Oak, apart from a smaller vintage one.
I’d never get a Rolex, apart from their Explorer (Ref 1016 or 124270).
Kill all fanatics!