When the time comes I am dropped into a plywood coffin and penny-nailed shut, I hope to be wearing my nicest JC Penney suit, shiny Florsheim slip-ons…and my Fossil Superman watch.
Why this watch? Wouldn’t a nice gold dress watch be a better choice? I figure when that time comes, and the golden unicorn-riding cherubs come to fetch me for my eternal judgement…wearing this watch may help convince some deity that I at least attempted to be as noble and strong of character as Kal-El himself. Maybe that might lighten my fate as I stand naked in the great amphitheater of the gods.
Which watch will you take to the grave…and why?