Which Watch Will You Take to the Grave?

When the time comes I am dropped into a plywood coffin and penny-nailed shut, I hope to be wearing my nicest JC Penney suit, shiny Florsheim slip-ons…and my Fossil  Superman watch. 

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Why this watch? Wouldn’t a nice gold dress watch be a better choice? I figure when that time comes, and the golden unicorn-riding cherubs come to fetch me for my eternal judgement…wearing this watch may help convince some deity that I at least attempted to be as noble and strong of character as Kal-El himself. Maybe that might lighten my fate as I stand naked in the great amphitheater of the gods.

Which watch will you take to the grave…and why?

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Like a pharaoh... all of them! just kidding .. I don't own any watches.. I only look after them for the next generation. 

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Something heat resistant.

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Something heat resistant.

Ha! Drum roll please!

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Six feet under, a G-Shock should be more than OK! 👌

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Where I'm going, I don't need a timepiece.

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I would wear the first watch my wife gave me, a red Orient Kamasu.  A Valentines Day gift.  

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I already reserved the Hell Limited Edition Lava enamel dial …. 

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that watch actually looks like something superman himself would wear if he cared about time itself which he clearly doesnt

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Which is the most flame resistant watch I own? 🤔

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I just want to be rolled into a dumpster or off a cliff, wearing filthy clothes that are no good to anyone. 

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I would advise against wearing the Core Seven Sins watch when planning to meet St. Peter at the gates.

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As of right now?

Probably this one that my wife gave me for our 5-year anniversary. And that's the why.

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Once my time is done here on this earth what ever watch I'm wearing won't matter.

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Personally I would much rather pass them on to someone else than try to take them with me. My body will decompose, why leave a shiny piece of metal in the dirt when it could continue keeping time on a family member’s wrist?

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Aren’t you worried about grave robbers?

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My £10 Casio and the vultures, I mean kids can pick through the rest.